March 17, 2002 - 4:22 p.m.

Oh, boy. Today is the day I get to hear from my "third-generation Irish" wife how great the wanker Irish are and how much oppressive ol' Britain sucks. Now, while I agree that the British are pretty much stupid poofters, I think that the Irish should have sucked it up and whooped up on those tea-sucking wussies. I thought the Irish were supposed to be scrappers. I mean, haven't they seen "The Quiet Man"? John Wayne didn't take no crap. He should get his own holiday. Anyway, now I get to go home and eat boiled meat and potatoes. Mmm...

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